If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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