why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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