im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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