nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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