this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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