I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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