how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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