butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we're making bets on your personal life
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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