I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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