do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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