tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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