So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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