i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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