So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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