i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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