problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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