Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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