she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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