Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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