Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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