Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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