How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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