I want to have your abortion
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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