thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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