Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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