UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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