He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
this boner is exhausting
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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