if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
