Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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