How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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