My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
me + whiskey = a bad person
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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