stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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