There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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