Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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