It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Randomize
