did you get engaged???
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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