You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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