Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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