make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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