if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
