i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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