Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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