Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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