She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
