Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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