it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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