hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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