You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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