Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Sober January is a disaster.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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