Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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