I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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