pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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