is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
