i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
