Do you still have your period?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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