when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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