I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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